””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Void Armor Forged:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchantments Applied:	196
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	186	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Towns Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5156
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	128	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	227
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.