””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	91947
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4851	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	104	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!