””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ores Mined:	1972
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	1935	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Alien Abductions:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	154
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mines Excavated:	2138	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2240
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Crops Grown:	1690
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.