””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Towns Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	9980

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	890	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5570
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4498	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1710	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Farms Harvested:	511	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Mines Excavated:	4580

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	71	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	328513	Players Killed by Monsters:	9479
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.