””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Star Shards Collected:	150
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	979607

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Towns Built:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
New Chunks Explored:	367389	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Potions Brewed:	145	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Potions Brewed:	129	Crops Grown:	5793
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	9129
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.