””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7803	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	194	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6515	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ores Mined:	3698	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchantments Applied:	230
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8825	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Emeralds Found:	3961
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	253	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Farms Harvested:	148	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mines Excavated:	4160

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crops Grown:	2943
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.