””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	122	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Animals Bred:	89

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8006	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	2543	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Towns Built:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Crops Grown:	5772	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
New Chunks Explored:	778761	Dragon Eggs Found:	8573
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Farms Harvested:	515	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!