””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	5821	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1159
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4703	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Emeralds Found:	6796
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	515	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	49	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Void Armor Forged:	27	Chimeras Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9773	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.