””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2424	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Potions Brewed:	110
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Animals Bred:	34	Crops Grown:	1736
Divine Spears Created:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	5543	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5952	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Crops Grown:	9949
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	174
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ores Mined:	8895
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.