””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magic Items Found:	2196	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6869	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Animals Bred:	50
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	3156
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3528	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.