””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	213
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.