””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Divine Spears Created:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Potions Brewed:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Star Shards Collected:	111
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Animals Bred:	60	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	907439	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	4592

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.