””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ores Mined:	6986

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	125	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3821
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	120	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	1725
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Void Gems Collected:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	107	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Dimension Hops:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Ores Mined:	2336	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2302
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.