””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6038

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	157
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Magic Items Found:	2200	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3558	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Villages Defended:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mines Excavated:	4924
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	152	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7510
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Farms Harvested:	860
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchantments Applied:	285	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.