””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Void Gems Collected:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3569	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Potions Brewed:	135	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	6336	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7157
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1126	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Star Shards Collected:	287
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	9901
Emeralds Found:	8094	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	288	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7156
Players Killed by Monsters:	2664	Towns Built:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3121	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.