””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	230512	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2282	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchantments Applied:	159
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Towns Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	73
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crops Grown:	5402	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9923
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.