””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	839793	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ores Mined:	9332
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1396	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	198
Dimension Hops:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Items Found:	1532
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	242
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Potions Brewed:	101	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mines Excavated:	3466	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1428
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Villages Defended:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	201	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Animals Bred:	134	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.