””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5031	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6452	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7645
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

End Game

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

EndGame started in 2012, lets go back to the good ole times Servers are 1.32 SemiVanilla, Creative, PvP, and Vanilla! – SemiVanilla: Gold Ingot Economy, /sethome, staff land protection. – Creative: Plots are 200×200. Plots can be linked together by rank – PvP: Vanilla/anarchy style server, no rules! -Vanilla: Pure minecraft, nothing added.

100 Slot Dedicated Server 100Gigs of Ram LAG FREE! Over 12,000 members, Join the website to be Auto ranked to member ingame.

Website: http:www.endgameserver.comhome Server Ip: mc-endgameserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RushTea MineCraft

Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	1960
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Plyblox Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	151
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ores Mined:	534	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Animals Bred:	76
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Emeralds Found:	6021	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7239	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Acidic

PvE, PvP

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.