””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Items Found:	4356
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	9187
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Alien Abductions:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	671
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8098
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	9836	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ores Mined:	797
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4242	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	207

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Items Found:	6467	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.