””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	8653
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	2921	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	63	Dragon Eggs Found:	4494
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Animals Bred:	114
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SinghCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	3560	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Emeralds Found:	1938
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	43
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	317915	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.