””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Emeralds Found:	4812
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Towns Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	259	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Void Gems Collected:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crops Grown:	9612
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crops Grown:	2299
Towns Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.