””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KenterMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CivEarth v4

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 4th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

We are available on Java at: play.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! play.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Animals Bred:	99	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crops Grown:	3917	Players Killed by Monsters:	6246

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Dojo

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

The Dojo is a 1.20.1 advancing towny server focusing on survival, economy, and building your community. We work hard on ensuring all players have fun and do our best to fix any bumps along the way! We appreciate your time and thank you for supporting us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6332
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SloKuharji

Economy, Survival

Slovenian minecraft server with survival. good economy, friendly playerbase. lbalblalbalblablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalbalblalbalblllalblabllablablablablabablablablablablablablabl

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	130	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CritPots

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

» Fun PvP : With the removal of netherite armor, totems, and end crystals we ensure a fast paced pvp experience.

» Diamond Based Economy : Currency is backed by diamonds for a balanced and long lasting economy.

» Raiding : There are no rules against griefing or raiding other bases, do as you wish in the free world!

» Leaderboards : Climb the leaderboards and rise to the top!

» Proximity Voice Chat : Talk with others using the Simple Voice Chat mod! (Not required to join)Voice Chat Mod : modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

» IP : Critpots.mine.bz

Currently no bedrock support

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Red MC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Red MC is a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, our custom survival server will offer you a unique experience. Our goal is to provide a Minecraft world

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Farms Harvested:	156

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BluePlanetMc

KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to BlueplanetMC!

Step into the extraordinary world of BlueplanetMC, where the horizon is boundless, and adventure soars high in the sky. We offer a unique combination of Survival and Skyblock, providing players with the freedom to play in various ways.

Explore the Survival Adventure: Immerse yourself in the vast survival world of BlueplanetMC, where challenging environments and wondrous landscapes await you. Gather resources, construct beautiful structures, and brave the dangers hidden in the expansive terrain.

Explore the Skyblock: Embark on the Skyblock challenge and experience life high above the clouds. Start with a modest island and expand it into a floating paradise. Survive with limited resources and collaborate with fellow island residents to create the ultimate skyblock empire.

Join the BlueplanetMC Community: Become a part of our growing community of adventurers, builders, and survivors. Make friends, share your creations, and leave your unique mark in the world of BlueplanetMC.

Whether you’re exploring the ground or reaching for the stars, BlueplanetMC offers an unparalleled gaming experience. Join us and discover the limitless possibilities of our Survival and Skyblock Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

herobrine.live

Earth, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at Herobrine.live – a Minecraft survival server where you create, survive, and thrive. Engage in a vibrant community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magic Items Found:	8375

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dexteria

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Dexteria is a new Minecraft Network that is 1.7.10-1.20 that is starting out focused on the OG Factions experience and bringing back the OG faction members and the new factions players. Getting rid of all of the new faction elements that some other servers are using like custom enchants. We have a large staff team working day and night to bring you the best Factions experience that we can. Initial Map and server release is in the near future. Server is open with FFA available while server development is still in the works. Server Offers lot’s of OG Factions plug-ins and some custom plug ins, these including Koth Event, Nex Event, Raiding Outpost, FFA Arena, Give-aways, Buycraft F-top Payouts

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Shroom Mc

Survival, Vanilla

Shroom Mc is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.20.2. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to really build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Shroom Mc!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Odion

Roleplay

This is a modded server. To join, download this technic pack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/duelist-academy-network.1784071/about

Duelist Academy Network is a Yu-Gi-Oh! GX inspired server with most of our current builds based on that era. Were a veteran group of Discord staff, Minecraft server staff, and Yugioh nerds who are there to have a good fun time.

We host regular tournaments, special events, and the occasional seasonal special! Everyone is welcome to express any feedback and the staff regularly meet up to discuss feedback, so all feedback is great to have. Hope you decide to join us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	193402
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HellFire

LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome, To HellFire IP hellfire.evils.in:25076 to join our server Here you can play lifesteal and pvp bedwars server soon so dont wait join our server and enjoy to play lifesteal and free for all with your friends and more gamemodes soon And this server is java/pe/bedrock you can play with bedrock

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Farms Harvested:	759	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SeafuryMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

A plugin-heavy server aimed at those who want to challenge themselves for survival. Also includes various minigames and PvE options

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DryCraft

MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock

Welcome to DryCraft, a 1.8 RPG Minecraft SkyBlock Server crafted solo for a truly unique experience. Immerse yourself in a welcoming community that values camaraderie and fun. Unlike typical SkyBlock servers, DryCraft introduces RPG elements, quests, and challenges for an exciting twist.

Explore custom-designed islands, engage in player-driven economies, and experience thrilling events with carefully curated plugins. What sets DryCraft apart is its dedication to being a solo project – every detail, from code to features, is meticulously crafted for a cohesive and balanced gameplay experience.

Join DryCraft today and be part of a community that celebrates creativity and innovation. Dive into an unparalleled SkyBlock adventure where possibilities are endless, and the excitement never stops. Discover the magic of solo-developed excellence at DryCraft – your new home in the sky!Hey there! Want to play on a good and fun skyblock server ? Join now and have fun.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CrushCentral MC

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Custom Oneblock with custom features and rpg items coming soon

version 1.20 + crushcentralmc.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6828	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.