””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MenaceSMP Season 1

Anarchy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Menace Smp Season 1

Have you always wanted to join one of those big Lifesteal Smp servers like the official lifesteal smp! Well now is ur chance to join one!! ———————————————— What we got to offer is: – Lifesteal – Good Community – Nice Discord —————————‐——————– Server is open

Hope to see u there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SpiderMC

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FEATURES:- We have a public spawn made by our builder (Halloween Themed). We try to do weekly events of various types to make the server more fun. We have many useful features to make the server more fun!

HARDWARE:- Our server is located in Singapore. We always try to make our server as fast as possible and have the best hardware needed.

CONNECTIVITY:- Our Minecraft server is Cracked which means you can join regardless of your Minecraft status. You can join our Minecraft server by using the IP:- play.spidermc.xyz or spidermc.xyz

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Potions Brewed:	34	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DarkPvP

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

DarkPvP is a Minecraft server that offers a welcoming community and game modes like Survival, BedWars, Lifesteal, and FFA. It works for versions 1.8-1.20, plus, with one of the fastest pings in India, you can expect extra smooth gameplay! Join now to embark on this new adventure and explore the unique world of DarkPvP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9765

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HaliaCraft Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

HaliaCraft Network is a Hispanic server focused on Survival, PvE and some PvP, we take our job very seriously to offer a good quality game, we work to improve every day. We currently have 4 modes Survival 1.16.5, One Block 1.16.5, The Bridge and KnockbackFFA. Join and enjoy an experience together! Do not forget to invite your friends.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RIVMC

Survival

RIV NETWORK, server with a main modality, Surival custom, and other modalities in development

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	361

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ULA Gamers

Economy, Survival

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Survival 1.19.4 Bosses Dungeons Shop Custom Enchantments Pvp arenas and much more…

Others… Active staff. Constant updates. Daily rewards. Draws. Events.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CropCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

CropCraft 1.20.4 Farming eco PVP server

What is CropCraft?

CropCraft is a NEW farming eco mixed with pvp server based off of version 1.20.4 but compatible with previous versions as well! CropCraft was created in January of 2024 as a way to bring back the nostalgia of former “drug” servers without stepping over the line, We wanted it to have the same feel of these old servers but without stepping over the line in terms of actual content in game. Our community is very new and we are still very much a work in progress but we appreciate all the players who participate during our development as well as directly support us, We can always use suggestions and advice!

Server IP: cropcraft.apexmc.co Discord link: https://discord.gg/X3TUcqbvNZ

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TheFruitBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TheFruitBox Minecraft Server

Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources and shape the marketplace. The currency of choice? Sponges—the iconic block of Minecraft.

Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products.

Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive custom events developed by our dedicated admin – all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction.

Server Wiki: Delve into the rich history of our server through our comprehensive wiki. Uncover past events, remarkable stories, and the legacy that has shaped our community.

Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

From The Fog Survival

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

From The Fog Survival is a New Minecraft Server that features not only Herobrine, but also some new entities that lurk in the darkness…

THIS SERVER IS IN A BETA RELEASE, AND NOT ONLY NEEDS FORGE 1.20.1 INSTALLED TO RUN, BUT ALSO ALL THE MODS TO BE INSTALLED ON YOUR PC.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	111	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4591	Alien Abductions:	5
Ores Mined:	4873	Buildings Constructed:	44
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Caps Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Unicraft Network

PvP, Survival

Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Critter Craft

Economy, PvP, Towny

Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4992	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lyoxir Network

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dragons Nest

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Potions Brewed:	170
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Killion Detention Center

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Killion Detention Center Revival

Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Animals Bred:	173	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.