””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4887
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EraMC

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En–>Era is a community-driven Minecraft server catering to players who appreciate the old-school survival experience. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) gameplay environment similar to the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on providing a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that drastically alter gameplay.Ru–>Era is a community aimed at players who appreciate the old-fashioned survival experience in Minecraft. Running on version 1.8.9, our server offers a vanilla (or SMP) style gaming environment reminiscent of the early days of Minecraft. We pride ourselves on offering a pure survival experience without the interference of plugins that radically change

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	111	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Magic Items Found:	7251	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ArticMc

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

ARTICMC SKYBLOCK | – Mobcoins – Pets – Farming Tools – Mining Worlds – Bosses & more!

IP: Play.articmc.us Discord: discord.gg/articmc

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

Angor Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

Angor Craft is a server that owns two servers. Geopolitical subserver and LifeSteal. Vote for the server if it’s valid, and if not then prosecute

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6760	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ChillSMP Survival 1.19

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Welcome to ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on earth, hands down. We’re a Survival server running on 1.19 with new world generation—the latest version of Minecraft.

[+] Grief Protection[+] Player Ran Economy[+] Need Staff[+] Free Ranks[+] Vehicles[+] Semi VanillaAnd so so much more.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: mc.chillsmp.orgPORT: 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

isoVerse [1.20 Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Parkour, Games, Hardcore, Factions] Java + Bedrock

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isoVerse is a new Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.

Begin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more!

In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island!

Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks!

Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard!

On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time!

In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby!

Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	6569	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OgMc

Survival, Vanilla

og mc is a server with a nice community and a good dsicord server. this server has no excessive mods that alter the game 7000 ways to heavan. ive seen that these server are like non existant anymore so i went ahead and made this. enjoy.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NulCraft

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Nulcraft is a Minecraft PvP server in 1.8.9. It is a server created by the two YouTubers AzpazTV and Ikutsen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Shadow Kingdom Network | mc.shadowkingdom.org

Antigrief, Creative, Economy, Freebuild, Minigames, Plots, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Shadow Kingdom!

Our network is divided between two main gamemodes: Creative Build Discovery and Towny Survival.

Creative Build Discovery

Creative Build Discovery is a creative-mode server that puts an emphasis on sharing your builds with the community. Using our custom build discovery and submission system, you can earn server ranks by sharing your creations with friends. We offer both regular-sized and large-sized plots upon joining the server for the first time, so you should never run out of space for creation. We also offer some of the most advanced building tools easily accessible such as WorldEdit, Arceon, VoxelSniper, GoBrush, GoPaint, and more!

CreativeBD: How To Submit A Build [Tutorial]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch3xGRFIciE

Towny Survival

We also run a high-class Towny server, which offers competitive PvP, free ranks, land protections, and so much more! Our Towny server allows toggleable PvP, an economy-oriented ranking ladder, and no griefing/stealing, creating a very laid back experience. On our Towny server, the economy is community-driven. This means that there is no admin shop, and everyone has the ability to create their own marketplaces and make extra money by selling their valuables to fellow players!

Conclusion

Here at Shadow Kingdom, we work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! http://shadowkingdom.org/

We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hotdog Water | Hardcore Vanilla Survival | Semi-Anarchy

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Hotdog Water is hardcore.The experience here is meant to replicate, as closely as possible, playing hardcore Minecraft with a group of friends. To this end there isn’t a fixed reset date/time period. Instead, world reset is determined democratically. A continuous vote is held on discord, and a 2/3 majority is required to reset.

This server is vanilla.We use a couple of plugins for optimization and moderation, and there is an optional custom resource pack. It turns water buckets into hotdog water buckets, just for a bit of branding. A vanilla scoreboard is used to show player hearts in the tab list. It’s fun to watch people die or almost die when they’re in a tough spot.Otherwise there are no game changing modifications.There is no random teleport.There is no teleport to bed.There is no land claim.There are no factions.There is no economy (except that built by players).

RulesPVP is allowed.Griefing is allowed.Fun is allowed.You can curse and swear and joke around, just don’t be a wiener.No cheating/hacking.

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Items Found:	5424
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	815789
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Anarcheart

Anarchy, LifeSteal

AnarcHeart is a semianarchy server with lifesteal plugin on. You can kill players and gain there hearts.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Imperium

Adventure, Community, Fun, MCMMO, Survival

A brand new Minecraft server based on the world download of one of the best minecraft community servers Datblock! Come join the Survival world with a lot of different plugins added to ensure everyone can have a great time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Iterum

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Again – Iterum is an original fantasy-based world filled with magic and mythical creatures.

Kingdoms: Player-run kingdoms with their own governments! Become a kingdom leader and command your subjects.

War: Fight against other nations in war and prove dominance.

RPG: Explore an open-world map where you can fight bosses, take on quests, and take on the responsibilities of your nation.

PvP: You can practice and perfect your magic with friends in one of our many arenas!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Shadowblockz

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skywars, Towny

Shadowblockz is a Minecraft Network providing a variety of different gamemodes for users to enjoy!

Currently on the network: Factions Towny Skyblock Creative KitPVP Skywars

We are constantly devising new ways to expand the network, adding more enjoyable content.

We are one of the longest running Minecraft servers, Created on November 27th 2011

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkyCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

SkyCraft is a Network in Spanish where you will find different game modes. What are you waiting for? We are waiting! You will not regret!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Void Gems Collected:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

❅ WINTERCREST SMP ❅ 1.20.2+ [Grief Protection] [Semi-Vanilla] [Survival] [Custom Worlds] [FRIENDLY]

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❅ WINTERCREST SMP ❅ 1.20.2+ [Grief Protection] [Semi-Vanilla] [Survival] [Custom Worlds] [FRIENDLY] Minecraft Server

❄️WinterCrest is a Survival Server like no other!❄️

Fed up of logging into find your precious buildings griefed? Looking for a non-grief community where you can make friends, relax and build? Well WinterCrest is for you!

IP Address: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COMRules: ClickDiscord: Click

We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others and set public warps. In addition to that, we also hold events to bring you closer with your fellow players! Furthermore, you can rest assured that you and your previous things are safe. With our anti grief plugins, and dedicated staff team any grief will be undone; chests are auto-protected, PvP is disabled and all mobs can be locked! We are strictly against pay-to-play and very generous with perks and nifty items! (Just ask our dedicated player base!) ALL donor perks such as fly, speed, nick are easily available to all players using crate keys obtained through voting!

So, what can you expect? On WinterCrest you can relax, make friends and build! When you’re feeling burned out hop over and try our Minigames or Event Worlds! Failing that, you can chat on Discord with our amazingly friendly players!

Our Community – Be instantly welcomed into our community & make friends! When you join the server you can start off in our official server town if you prefer to live around others! Even if you want to build alone, players are always keen to see your build and help you at any time!

Frequent Events – Build contests, Mob Battles, Minigames, scavenger hunts, and much more!

Custom Nether & End – We’ve spiced up these worlds! Find custom items that’ll knock your socks off!

Perks – Earn various perks by purchasing them with in-game currency or using Crate Keys obtained by voting!

Custom Items – From Cars, Trains, and Planes to Pinatas, Reindeer and ….Unicorn Poop.- We have a huge range of custom items for you to enjoy – all without requiring a texture pack!

Custom Plugins – We have a dedicated development team who frequently bring us fantastic custom plugins that set us apart from the crowd!

IP: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COM

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.