””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Libton-Craft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9729
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Dimension Hops:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchantments Applied:	249	Magic Items Found:	5774
Void Armor Forged:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Emeralds Found:	8433
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	956	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Ores Mined:	3150	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Zombie Dances:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.