””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

minecraft server

Survival

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

222craft.net

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a Mature Server AntiCheat, AntiGrief and AntiHack.

Very strong and friendly community, helped by mature mods, Admins and Owner.

We have multiple Worlds to suit your server requirements! Whether it’s a PVE only World where you can build and not worry about grief or losing work, or a PVP World which resets Monthly allowing for mass resource harvesting – further protecting the build World’s landscape from ruin! We also have an Arena World with such minigames as CTF, King of the Hill and Mob Arena.

99.995% Uptime 24 / 7, 365 days a year service

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DuelsSea

PvP

A duels server Still in development Coming soon : – New kits – New ranks – New Maps And MUCH MUCH more.. JOIN NOW!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

World of Bros

Economy, Survival

WoB (World Of bros) is a strong, close community built off of trust. we have good admins watching for greifers and good support. We have a money system and shops to buy things. i think you will like our server. go check out the website for more info worldofbros.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ores Mined:	2378
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Infinity Minecraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Survival server with frequent events, select Vannila Tweaks Datapacks, And Plugins including GriefPrevention. Since it is hosted on aternos you must request for the server to be turned on via the discord channel.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchantments Applied:	282
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocks and Gold

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US ! From your web account : – Sell to the marketplace, and earn G$. – Buy what others have sold with your [b]G$[/b]. – Buy territories to protect what you have build. – Invite your friends in your territories. – Ingame Likes for the best builder constest. – 4 scorebords to mesure your performance. – Mod Pack with rei minimap and optifine available on the website (optional) – Minecraft Lego Packs – Multiplayer Dungeons – Treasure Hunter Event – Level up your jobs

WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US !

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	136	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MysticalLandz

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

This is the server for my youtube MysticalMyner! Saty tuned for LOTS of updates as this server is new and in development. Also see my yt channel coming somtime Coming next year

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magic Items Found:	3091
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Torinet

Small friendly server. Fun mods and friendly staff.

Now with Hunger Games!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

commandia

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this is a Swedish minecraft server which is almost completely vanilla, some plug ins like treecuter etc

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Star Shards Collected:	173	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hibernia

Simple Vanilla server with only world guard and nocheat. Spawn is the only place protected. Nocheat is used to prevent hackers. Griefing and PVP are allowed

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Runes Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Skunky PvP

Factions

skunkypvp.mcserver.us Skunky PvP is currently in development still and ONLY looking for staff and builders. If you as a player would just like to join you can but everything is going to get reset and you will be in a basic survival world. You can also join at skunkypvp.mcserver.us

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Farms Harvested:	793
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Terra Divisa

Chestshop, Dynmap, Earth, Earthmap, Earthmc, Earthserver, Earthtowny, Economy, Economysurvival, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geopolmc, PvP, Resourcepack, Roleplay, Siege, Siegewar, Squaremap, Survival, Towns, Towny, Townyeconomy, Townypvp, Townyserver, Townysurvival, Townywars, War, Worldgen, Worldmap

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more intense geopol experience. The only way to obtain ores is from capturing resource sites from other nations, or forging diplomatic ties to trade with them! Experience meaningful diplomacy as you need a constant supply of resources to maintain armor and tools, leading to resource wars and power blocks unlike any other servers!

Become the dominant military and economic power by minting special currency for your nation, and capturing resource sites to force other payers to align with you to avoid losing their supply of resources, and your customized currency to buy items from them without paying a dime of actual gold! We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency!

We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs.

Check the image gallery to see some additional features!

Join us on Discord!https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Creative and Towny

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Server IP: mc.megaminecraft.net Website: MegaMinecraft.net INFO: Mega MC was founded in early 2013, we have a large team of supportive staff, and experience, something our players value.

Have you ever wanted to be apart of a server where you can experience all types of game modes at once? Here at Mega MC, we provide you with that unforgettable in-game experience. • Creative • Towny • Factions

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KetPVP

KitPvP, PvP

fun and entertaining kitpvp. enjoy the fun and entertainment in ketpvp! do /staffapp to apply for staff or buy ranks! All versions supported!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	9	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

rivercraft

we are a nice small server with a bunch to do

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.