””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	488776	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9853	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	2613
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1133	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PotensGamingMC

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TestingTea

Survival

Welcome to TestingTea! This server is a server with it’s own unique twist, at a random time, the server may change gamemode, change version, change plugins, or anything can happen, big or small. It’s a very random server, and here at TestingTea the staff wish that the randomness brings you happiness!

Discord: Discord.gg/msENv5W

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hunger Games DeadCraft

The Hunger Games

Search and find chest. Get the best possible items. Survive various traps and monsters. Fight against other users. Finally, be the last survivor of the arena.

Game mode with 20 totally different arenas where you fight and survive to win.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	58
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Vanilla Kaiser Craft

PvP, Vanilla

Just a vanilla server, we only have plugins to Make it look not ugly lol

Yes we are looking for staff

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	178
Dimension Hops:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Jail DeadCraft

A jail server is about surviving in a jail. In the prison of ”DeadPlayers”

You are a grade C inmate, your duty is to get out of this huge and dangerous prison and be free, to do this you must collect objects, kill other prisoners, get money, and move on to other higher modules.

Obtain items from mines, logging or fishing in prison lakes Don’t trust any other prisoner Kill other users to get items and money Ascend through modules until you reach module A Buy your ticket out of jail And finally “be free”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Skyblock Islands

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

The Official SkyWars Server! SkyWars also known as ‘Skyblock Warriors’ is where Skyblock meets PvP. SkyWars.com is the largest standalone 1.8 skywars server with the capability of holding up to 600 players with little server latency.

SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net

– Updated to 1.8 – No whitelist, play as soon as you join! – Custom SkyWars plugin. – Over 500,000 unique players joined. – Multiple maps, random each game, new ones always being added. – Custom items that enhance gameplay. – Never wait for others to join, 100+ players always online. – Skybuck(s) currency system, buy items in-game from killing players or by winning games.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!