””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	158
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kenziecraft

Kenziecraft is a survival server!

This server is faction-based, so you can create your own factions and invite your friends to play with you!

This server allows raiding and PVP. So if you don’t expect to loose your things once in a while, expect the unexpected.

This server is a small community, and we need new players, like you!

This server has the MCMMO plugin to maximize your PVP experience! Level up your sword, bow, and acrobatics skills to become the champion faction!

The server has a unique staff, which will help you with whatever you may need. The staff is EmmyKenzie (Owner) sparedtugboat (Admin) AssassinofCreed (Admin) Thaddman45 (Moderator(Myself)) and Mason (Moderator)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Adventure More

Survival

Just a server you play with friends, not strict or anything. you can do what ever you want honestly just have fun…. bedrock ip (31.214.162.23) port: (63373)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

pixeLLegends

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PIXELLEGENDS FACTIONS

Jobs, Custom Made, Towny, Dungeons, PvP, Events, Leaderboards, Ranks (Ingame Currency), Bosses, King of the Hill,, Crates!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3184	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mising Pieces gaming

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Missing pieces gaming Minecraft Server! The server is automatically in survival. There is an in-game shop which can be accessed by all players to both buy and sell things, mobs have different levels which corresponds to their health. You gain skill points for different skills in minecraft when more levels are gained there are more abilities available. The admins are also really kind too 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixelmon Gaming

Pixelmon, Survival, Survival Games

Our specifications – Core – 3.9GHz Intel 8 Core HDD – 2 x 120GB SSD 2 x 1TB SATA RAM – 32GB – Bandwidth? – ~900 mb/s up ~900 mb/s down

Our store – buy Masterballs, ranks, titles, Pokémon and more! – http://www.pixelmongaming.com/vipstore

Check out our map if you want a quick overview – http://www.pixelmongaming.com/pokecraftmap

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KDMS Minecraft Server

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival

KDMS is a small server with a friendly community and where everyone is helped personally. Some of the things we have:

– A borderless 1.8 survival world – Both a freebuild flatlands creative world and a plot world (for if you like building on plots) – An amplified PVP world where griefing is allowed – A live updating map (http://play.kdms.us:8123/) – Anti xray and rollback plugins – Friendly staff – Extended map use (most of worlds are used more than a year before we even think about resetting it)

We have our own forums at http://kdms.us/forumsThese are used to showcase builds, report members and discuss ideas for new projects.

We hope to see you on the server soon!

-JWFJWF and the KDMS staff

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Sponge Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy WITH HACKING ALLOWED! Join now! This server is BRAND NEW released 6am EST June 18 2022! Show the true meaning of anarchism and fight to become the one who ends all! The true feeling of Anarchy.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vitality_PVP

Factions MCMMO Hardcore-PVP Shops Grief Raid Steal Loot Kill

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BrightVenture

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Welcome to BrightVenture. Want to play survival, but you don’t have any people to play with well here at BrightVenture we want to have fun here at this server as a community. This is a survival server with some changes. This is COMPLETE crossplay using geyserMC and Floodgate so invite your buddies 🙂

For the rules of the server join the discord… Start your Venture with us!

Want to start the server yourself! DM us on discord and we’ll discuss.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	7506
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

IronCraft: PvP

IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com IP ADDRESS: play.ironcraftserver.com

BASIC INFO Ironcraft: PvP is a new 1.4.2 survival server! Our server features two survival worlds This is used to divide up the players so they have more room on the server!

SUPPORT We have a fully working website Active staff members on the server We listen to suggestions so don’t be afraid to talk to us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Animals Bred:	52
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Venture SMP

Anarchy, Factions, Survival

Join our discord server to see further details: Venture SMP This is a fun SMP Rules • No hacking, No spawn killing,No griefing in the first week,No griefing farms, Teaming is allowed but no teams more than 4, If you hack you will get banned for a month,I am not telling the seed, The end is opening after 2 weeks, The dragon egg owner will get a sharp 5 Netherite Hoe,PvP is turned off during the opening day to avoid players killing each other with iron tools.No toxic, we want nice human players but killing is allowed, just don’t orally harass players. Notice Not even the owner has admin so yep and is 1.18.2 IP: ss1.nide8.com:25583

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

awesomeland

24/7 Dedicated survival minecraft server. A huge world with antigrief protection is available through LogBlock, LWC and mcbans. Free to join, play and explore. Build your own house in the different cities and explore the vast map

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TryKit

Anarchy, Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

The new upcoming server that is in open beta with staff applications, we currently have skywars, bedwars, kitPvP, anarchy, lifesteal, and survival. In the future we will have duels and purgatory! 1.8.9 for minigames, and 1.16.5+ for survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1457
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Benderscraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP: play.benderscraft.co

Here at Benderscraft, we offer the opportunity for players to fight and become the most powerful benders with our custom made leveling system alongside our competitive Elo ranking system to be added in the near future. Join an existing nation or battle and overthrow one of the reigning nation leaders to become one yourself. Begin your journey now to experience the complete server overhaul and constant gameplay updates.

IP: server.benderscraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Button Land

PvP

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!