””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JavaThaHut

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

A New A Towny Survival Server With Resource Worlds, A Main World And A VIP World. You Will Start In The Spawn World. We Have Daily Rewards, Jobs, Auction House, Quests, Random Teleport, Ranks, dynmap and more currently being added to the server. Custom Items Will also Being added to the server that can only be obtained by rewards or purchased.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WitherHub

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival Games

WitherHUB isn’t only a Minecraft Server, it’s a Community built for friends. Interact with one another, send mail, currency and items. All in the protection of your own safe plot! Mini-Games in every corner. Express yourself and enjoy Free Fly every Friday.

Our servers:

1) Mini-Games 2) Factions 3) KitPvP 4) Prison 5) TNTWars 6) BattleField 7) The Bridges 8) One in the chamber

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Chopped SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.19.2-3 minecaraft semi anarchy server, only rules is no hacking, join the server and the discord, we do events, and have fun active players

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

pig goes moo

Economy, Towny

Hosting a new server hoping to have a lot join and give us ideas on how to build the server but is mostly just for fun between friends of mine

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Altered Reality

Tekkit Required To Play on this server:

http://technicpack.net/tekkit We have DynMap! http://69.175.65.140:8123

Wanna to know more come check out the server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	781687
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LoungeHub

Mini Games

LoungeHub is a community created with gamers in mind – people interested in new games just entering the market, but also old titles that bring back sentimental memories. On our servers you can meet interesting people who are willing to play together. LoungeHub is not only about playing together, but also about hard work. Our administration is constantly improving servers and implementing completely new ideas to bring regular gaming to a much higher level.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	771
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

kyle

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Creative

!!!WORLDEDIT!!! We allow free worldedit to all our players The block limit is 50,000!!!

WEBSITE: www.deadx.net

Additional Details The only server that gives you World-edit with our advanced systems you can now build faster than ever Also you can have up to 20 plots that is more than enough as the plot size is 128*128

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CrownedMC

Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new Minecraft server dedicated to the community, ongoing updates and taking any improvement ideas. Come and join our community now! Survival.crownedmc.co.uk

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Anthrocraft Factions

Economy, PvP, Survival Games

Here at Anthrocraft, our goal is to provide you with free, non-stop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted game play. We have a variety of custom plugins. Unlike most other servers, anthrocraft runs on it’s very own dedicated server, ensuring a lag free experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	137	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Emeralds Found:	6658

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ScumCraft

Survival

YT Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVyS-7CSPR8

After a two-year hiatus, ScumCraft is back and better than ever! Today the long-awaited return of this nostalgic server will finally be brought upon us!

If you’re new to the server, ScumCraft is a Minecraft survival server that takes the game back to its roots. There are minimal plugins and rules to give it a more vanilla vibe. On ScumCraft, you choose your path. You can be a nomad and explore the ruins of the land, or create a group and start an empire! The choice is yours. Do you miss the simple survival servers that had an actual community? If so, join ScumCraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1473
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Buildings Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

mcPantheon

MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

This is a friendly server where you are welcomed to come and build. You can join other people or build on your own. We have a separate factions world if that is your thing. We have a bunch of Mini Games from team death match games, racing games, Hunger Games, Parkour and many more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Enchantments Applied:	184	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DreadGamers – Survival PVP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

IP: SMP.DREADCRAFT.NET Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/9KPJnes Forums: https://forums.dreadedgamers.net Dynmap: http://smp.dreadcraft.net:8123 —- EAST. 2010

Plugins installed on server: Towny, DeathChest, Lockette, Jobs, McMMO, Craftbook and More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7921	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Runes Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	606514	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

networkgeeks

Mini Games, Survival

Small community with a brand new server. join the server to play. join on 1.12 to 1.19.2 our server is running 1.19

our servers: survival under development: mini games

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	7947
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Craftingyourself

Grieving, killing, generally anything that’s fun!

Through our kill ranking you can become part of the top 5 on the server!

Create a clan and fight together against others!

Make peace with your fellow players and find allies!

Take part in events and get lots of items for free!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	8241	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BackAnarchy

Anarchy, Hardcore, KitPvP

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!