””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	183
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	905
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pilotdan1985

Economy, Survival

9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	143	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MilanCraftSMP

Survival

nice server for begginers and pros still needs more staff and mod or builders ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Creepercraft Cloud

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

The best minecraft server of the netherlands! We have all sorts of minigames like Skywars and more but you can also play survival, factions and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Farms Harvested:	531
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Swertynow

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Feed the Beast Unleashed

Hello there! If you are looking for a FTB Ultimate server with a friendly community, reliable uptime, great performance, a fully featured forum and a TeamSpeak server, you have come to the right place. We have been online since early November 2012, and have the experience to ensure that yours is a positive one. For more information check out our forums at beast.pwnz.org/forum.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	5420
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JoshsSMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

You can do any thing you want you want to do roleplay you do roleplay you wana make a govement you make a govement everyone has there freedom

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DubCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to DubCraft! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We offer the whole gamut of server types (i.e.: Factions, Survival). 2. We have custom server types such Sky Wars Ultimate, Super Smash Bros. 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have a large, 200+ player community. 5. We are always searching for ways to improve and we listen to your feedback. 6. If there’s an issue, we fix it. 7. We meticulously configure all plugins on all our servers.

At DubCraft, our goal is to provide you with free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted gameplay. We encourage you to check out every gameplay type we have to offer so that you can have the best experience possible on our network. Enjoy your time at DubCraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Crops Grown:	8051

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

World

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a minecraft server that u will be safe dm Alfv#6973 on discord and ask him if u want to team on the server…he is the guy that has everything

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EncryptedPvP [PvP][Raid]

Main idea Our main focus is a fun challenging PvP faction server that’s fun Did i mention Fun? well FUN!. We want to help solve any problems you have BEFORE you have them. yes we can read into the future, So by solving the problems you wont not have in the future we are the best server for you to not have problems on. FACT! *Diamond please*

Plugins Here we have a large selection of plugins, the first few basics that might interest you are: Factions, pvplogger, Nocheat, Anticheat, Silkspawners(allows you to mine spawners with a silk touch pick) MobMoney *pays you for killing mobs. Any Staff applications will be send to –> elsid51 on Skype.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Survival (pt-br)

Economy, Survival

this is my server Building griefing is “allowed” so you won’t end up destroying everything you see in front of you don’t use hacks don’t be toxic That’s it LOL

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Star Shards Collected:	90	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

XiferWars PvP

XiferWars is an ‘amazing’ server with many plug-ins to keep you happy and delighted. We have Mob Arena, which players think is absolutely fun. Factions, one of our main plug-ins, and more to help you out. When you first join you get a kit with full black leather armour and full stone tools. We have PvPTimer so the new players won’t get insta-killed the first thing they walk into wilderness.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	66	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

potato army

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

hello player our server name is potato army we have:- auto ranks economy cool ranks no real money is needed no donations banks custom enchantments crates etc everything is free and with ingame money no need of real money! join our server and say #potato to get 2 crate keys and 10,000$ in-game money!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Creativelife

Creative Life BETA For almost 2 years, thousands of players have immortalized themselves on our server, now they have joined forces open your doors together again. At the beginning you are alone, far away from those in power. You have to fight for your honor. Find yours Away, in a gigantic world. Consolidate the empire and learn new skills. What will you achieve? We have: fascinating PVP world with freebuild Reallife opportunities, with balanced economic system and properties Many events (Spleef, Deathcube, Bootrace and much more). a powerful server a lot of passion in the details User Webinterface Hungergames and much more !

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PCGsSMP

KitPvP

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!