””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6949
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	708

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MendozaCraft

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PsychoticCraft

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	194
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	1798
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Items Found:	4766	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

corpmore

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Skyblock.fi

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DoctorWhoCraft

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchantments Applied:	169	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ChocolateMC

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Villages Defended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	181
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	4083
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.