””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Items Found:	5849

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mineplus

This is one of the best servers in the world, it has many things like: skyblock, drugs, pvp, factions, chestshop, economy, PaintBall, and many more things that will surprise you.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SwordandSteel

Werewolfs factions and pvp

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Enchantments Applied:	96
Farms Harvested:	181	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Magmasurge

We are Magmasurge. A Brony / Pony and Bionicle Themed server. We also have worlds for normal miners, Hardcore worlds, a few differently styled creative worlds, a Mata-nui, mob arenas, Economy, and more! Come check us out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RedBladePvP

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Crops Grown:	4399

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SORB

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3844
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

2tx

Factions

2tx.org – Factions PvP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RAS SkyBlock

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	1023
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	5346
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	929	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3527	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ores Mined:	1793
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Wive server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4422	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Buildings Constructed:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.