””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GMTF Official Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Our servers have plenty of space to build. Fun, Friendly. Grief Protection, Grief Prevention.

mc.gmtf.net:25565 GMTF Official Server

mc.gmtf.net:25566 GMTF Second Server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Animals Bred:	142
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Zombie Survival

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bywater Craft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Bywater Craft is a friendly community of Minecraft players and we welcome all players 🙂 There are multiple creative and survival worlds (see bywatercraft.com/worlds). We also have two End worlds, one for the dragon and one space world for builders! mcMMO is used along with other plugins (see bywatercraft.com/picsandplugins).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

Arceon, BUILD, Chill, classic, Creative, Fastasyncworldedit, Fawe, free, Freebuild, Freeplay, Fun, Gobrush, Gopaint, Items, Plotme, Plots, Redstone, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Survival, Voxel, Voxelsniper, Worldedit

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0) CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic] Minecraft Server (Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Legion Servers

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lazle Craft

My Best Server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crops Grown:	1551
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PEMCserver

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard –Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Spuddsmarch

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Fragnet

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.