””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftAU Feed the Beast

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Towns Built:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftAU Skyblock Survival

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Nerducopia

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Looking for a server to call home where everybody knows your name? A smaller, Rated PG, Family Friendly server filled with other Minecraft Nerds? The server is currently offering PvP/PvE Survival worlds with land claiming, base/chest protections. There is a Survival world economy, with server and player stores. PVP, PVE, and Raiding are all allowed, so protect your builds. Our main rules are no ads, no mod, no hacks and no swearing. There is a PvP Hub for those who just want combat! And we also offer a Creative World with land claiming and protected builds for those who want a more peaceful Minecraft experience. We have a Discord Server that is linked to our in game server chat. Join at https://discord.gg/rrqpbPY Lastly, we have a Server Facebook group. Join at thttps://www.facebook.com/groups/Nerducopiadoesminecraft/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	198	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EdgeWireGaming

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

edgewiregaming.com A Minecraft Modded Server based on the Crackpack Modpack is all about the community, all are welcome to join in and play

Rules: No griefing/stealing/raiding No chat Spam/advertisments/Caps Respect fellow players and their property No hacks/exploits/glitches No Asking for Items, OP, ranks or Creative Mode No pvp unless agreed upon by both parties.

We hope to see you in game, Please do not ever hesitate to ask any of the staff for help, we are here to make sure your experience on our server are the best you can receive anywhere!

I want to build this server around the players so be sure to leave some feed back. Make sure to visit our website @ edgewiregaming.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

A Whole Other Level

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

|*| Semi-Vanilla Survival |*|

The focus of this server is to provide players with an atmosphere that is close to vanilla, but that enhances the experience just a little to better fit with the multiplayer nature of the server. To ensure every player is able to learn just what makes this server special and unique, the full explanation is found at the in-game full tutorial, the “/help” has been modified to answer all common questions and issues, and the server website has an informative “About the Server” section. We have a great community and players enjoy the following server features:

Land claims to protect your builds Player ranks Easy to use teleportation commands for homes and spawns Parkour courses Player ran towns PvE & PvP Arenas

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Animals Bred:	22	Star Shards Collected:	233
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Optic Craft

DIAMOND FOR DIAMOND

When you Diamond our server, you will receive a Diamond in-game! You also get an extra Diamond if you Vote for the server! Spread the word, and maybe even earn yourself a third Diamond!

Don’t forget to read the Rules, more importantly, have Fun!

IP: 198.154.115.43:25565

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1334
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AppleCraft

Welcome to AppleCraft! We are a new friendly server with lot’s to offer our players! We have many types of gameplay to choose from: Enjoy the amazinAbout AppleCraft

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We’re a new-ish server, not brand spanking new, but not old. It’s run by heyaapl (ign: Appleteeni), and hosted in the United States. We’re an expanding, active server that is constantly building custom Survival Games maps, and our players love them to bits! As we’ve been growing, what started as a single Survival Games map has turned in to a bunch of custom maps, our community has been wanting me to do a bunch of stuff – so here is an explantation of what exists today: Website (New!) Forums (New!) Automated Survival Games Spleef Arenas 1v1 Arenas Hardcore Survival Server Creative World Epic Pixel Art Contests

We’re up 24/7, 365 days a week, and so is our community! Join in the fun, and play with us!g adventures in our Survival world, create incredible feats of Minecraft engineering in our Creative world, and if you feel so brave as to try and survive, avoid starvation, and slay your friends play automated, custom made, Survival Games maps!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ToXIc MC

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Kraftzone

Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

[Premium] IP: mc.kraftzone.net [Cracked] IP: mc.kraftzone.net:25575 ———————————— -New Christmas town added warp: /xmas -New TnT minigame /tnt…to play Mini game checkers (/sky_checkers) Survival (anti-xray/economy) Freebuild (no anti-xray/no economy) SkySpawn (shop, spleef, warzone ctf) Survival Games CTF (/warhub) Towny Ranks (voting and donating get upgrades) MobArena , Cityworld, SkyBlock, Mcmmo

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	504
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DBD Minecraft

Economy, Survival

PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6012
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MC-Creative

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	101

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TheBroadSword Server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MinecraftUK.com

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4185
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Animal Town

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	274
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.