””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mines Excavated:	4504	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

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Ella is a passionate and dynamic individual with a creative mind and a love for all things artistic. With a background in design and a keen eye for detail, she excels in bringing ideas to life through her work. Ella is dedicated to continuous learning and growth, always seeking out new challenges and opportunities to expand her skill set. When she’s not busy creating, you can find Ella exploring her local art scene, traveling to new destinations, or spending time in nature.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

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Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience	Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters
Quality of Life (QoL)	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System	Rewards players with a Voting Crate Key & a pinata for additional rewards
Player Economy	Player-owned & operated economy for buying and selling items
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
Informative Discord Channel	Featuring Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and updates
Custom Help Menu	Resource available 24/7 for player assistance

Website: http://www.chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

We eagerly await the arrival of new players on our server and welcome individuals from all backgrounds. Feel free to join our server anytime as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Charged Creeper server?

To join the server, simply use the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or connect via Bedrock on port 25566.

2. What kind of RPG elements are available on the server?

The server offers Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters to enhance the mid-to-end game experience.

3. How can I earn rewards through voting?

By participating in the voting system, players receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata to beat up for additional rewards.

4. Is there a player economy on the server?

Yes, players can buy and sell items with each other in the player-owned & operated economy.

5. Can I play with friends on different platforms?

Absolutely! The server supports cross-platform play, allowing players on different Minecraft versions to play together.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Seriously, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

2. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. Who needs a pet dog when you have a pet zombie?

3. Our server is so epic, Notch himself logs on to play. Rumor has it he even built a secret diamond castle somewhere on the map.

4. Need a break from mining? No problem! Our server hosts weekly dance parties at the Nether portal. Get your groove on with some zombie pigmen!

5. Looking for a challenge? We have a secret quest where you have to defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. It’s called the “Blindfolded Dragon Dance” and only the bravest players attempt it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Animals Bred:	155
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OpenDoorPoopCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

YemenWarzoneCraft

Air Force, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Military operations, naval forces, Planes, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, strike, Targets, US, Warships, Yemen, YemenWarzoneCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5984
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

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FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. Challenge, community, and exploration are at the core of our server experience.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock edition?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Are there custom structures and loot on the server?	Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
Is there a Towny system on the server?	Yes, Towny gameplay is a key focal point of the server experience.
Is the server economy balanced?	Yes, efforts have been made to balance the in-game economy.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, there are custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Does the server have pay-to-win features?	No, the server does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Farms Harvested:	356	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockyBedBanter

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crops Grown:	1446

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Potions Brewed:	84
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	953	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

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so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Chip Beam Bio Tractor

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come join our epic minecraft server where we use tractor beams to bring in all the mobs and players to our world! our engineers have created a chip that can attract all the biological particles in the game, making it the craziest and most chaotic server out there! imagine being pulled towards a creeper or a zombie, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and danger! come experience the thrill of being sucked into our world and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InVictus: The Server Where Creepers Think Twice Before Blowing Up Your House

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Invictus SMP ⛏️

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋

We started our 9th season last month, with a fresh new world. It’s the perfect time to get involved!

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591

Discord Invite Link

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty

🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility

🔥 Custom Plugin Pack

✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)

🗺️ Viewable Dynmap

🔧 Vanilla Tweaks

👥 Community Events

🍺 Brewery & Alcohol

🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel

🏬 Player Shops

🔐 Lockable Chests

⭐️ Shooting Stars

🪑 Chairs & Sitting

➕ Much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is public and welcomes everyone.
What version is the server currently on?	The server is always updated to the latest version.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Villages Defended:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Crops Grown:	4937
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HimitsuCraft: Daily Shenanigans

2060s, Advanced technology, brain analysis, brain imaging, crime scene investigation, crime solving, Daily, Futuristic technology, high-profile crimes, HimitsuCraft, investigation, Japan, Japan technology, memory analysis, MRI System, Mystery solving, neurotechnology, restricted technology, science fiction, Section Nine, Shenanigans, special police unit, visual memories

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have perfected “The LOL System”! This revolutionary technology allows players to dive into the visual memories of their Minecraft characters, giving them a glimpse into their final moments before meeting a creeper or falling into lava.

Join us as we unravel the mysteries of our blocky world with the help of our special police unit, Section Nine. We investigate baffling crimes like stolen diamonds, missing villagers, and the mysterious disappearance of all the cake in the land.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of uncovering the secrets of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the truth behind that time you accidentally dug straight down and fell into a pit of zombies. Let the adventure begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7161	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.