Rebel Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing as a Rebel Chad with a girlfriend in Minecraft? Do you yearn to live the life of a fat, balding dad raising his wife’s trans daughter? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can explore the world as a completely unique character that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs rebels and girlfriends when you can have balding dads and trans daughters? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2476	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Books For The Sickos Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more books for the sickos than a library run by Professor Snape! But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player named Winsya joined our server and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. Legend has it that Winsya defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you want to follow in Winsya’s footsteps and become a Minecraft legend, then this is the SMP for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you see a pig riding a minecart or a chicken doing the moonwalk. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Towns Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

StepSisDramaGoneWild

Boundaries, caregiving, Communication Issues, elderly care, family conflict, family decision-making, family disputes, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family harmony, family loyalty, family responsibility, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, OBLIGATION, sibling relationships, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisDramaGoneWild

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, sibling rivalry, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine this: you’re trying to build a peaceful village with your friends, but suddenly your long-lost stepsister shows up and claims she’s the rightful heir to the throne. Will you stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, or will you let her take over and rule with an iron fist?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family feud that puts the Kardashians to shame. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

arms supply, arms trafficking, artillery shells, Conflict Resolution, global politics, international relations, KimJongCraft, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korea-Russia relations, North Korean weapons, political alliances, russia, russian military, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, ukraine war, War Crimes, weapons proliferation, weapons trade

join our epic minecraft server and help us build the ultimate defense against the evil north korea! we need all the help we can get to protect our pixelated land from their deadly artillery shells! who knew they were secretly supplying russia with weapons all this time? come join us and fight against the tyranny of north korea in the virtual world of minecraft! plus, we have free virtual pizza every friday night! don’t miss out on the fun and excitement, join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	3988
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SkyBlockAirways

airline security, airport security, aviation safety, banned devices, Bans, device attacks, DUBAI, Emirates airline, Emirates flights, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, pagers, passenger safety, prohibited items, security measures, SkyBlockAirways, Terrorism Threats., transportation safety, travel regulations, travel restrictions, walkie-talkies

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

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join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

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HexArchon Overview

Description	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

Links

Our Values

We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

Community voice & transparency	We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles	Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
Trust & respect	We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
Dedicated updates	We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM	3200MHz 64GB
Storage	2TB NVME SSD
Location	US East Coast

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	4478
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PramQueueSkipperAITAH

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8305	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCreeperCraziness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, iran, Israel, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear proliferation, nuclear strike, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, preemptive strike, presidential directive, Quest, security threat, trump, Trumps, united states, Urgent, war strategy

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Nightmare Toys Transform

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join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Misinfo MasterCraft

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so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?

oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchantments Applied:	84	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

HexArchon Overview

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

Joining

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Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6