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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2929 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2913 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!