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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3013 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!