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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3278 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!