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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2978 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8219 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!