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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3873 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!