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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8481 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
Emeralds Found: | 8616 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!