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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5703 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
Ores Mined: | 6964 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!