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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	4114	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
New Chunks Explored:	816282	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runes Activated:	1

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	706

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mines Excavated:	3846	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	108997	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	223
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7637	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Towns Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Animals Bred:	154
Farms Harvested:	282	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

EmeraldPrisonMC.com

TacoLand

Skywars

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

mc.tacoland.es

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimension Hops:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Farms Harvested:	190
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

play.journeygaming.com

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Star Shards Collected:	284
Votes:	6847	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	101
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

mcdiamondfire.com