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Players:	102/900	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	4175	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	1

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	607381
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	207
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Buildings Constructed:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	216
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Votes:	6308	Farms Harvested:	699
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	129	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3007	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Potions Brewed:	82
New Chunks Explored:	911091	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Astral Projections Made:	2

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Love Letters Sent:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Potions Brewed:	175	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net