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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	65	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Divine Spears Created:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Votes:	959
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	479065
Void Gems Collected:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Wive server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9456
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Emeralds Found:	3559	Divine Spears Created:	30

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8885	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mines Excavated:	4163	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Emeralds Found:	9007	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	45302	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mines Excavated:	1870
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Potions Brewed:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	6055	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7338
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	54	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	664	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mines Excavated:	3120

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	173
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Votes:	447
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

pvp.mzcraft.net