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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Star Shards Collected:	238
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mines Excavated:	4340

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

itchydog.itchy-dog.co.uk

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

mc.majkrafci.pl

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Towns Built:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Potions Brewed:	147	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

203.33.121.21:25590

CraftWars- Polish server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

s119.csrv.pl:49138

Minedlands

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Finally.. the vanilla server you’ve always wanted.

Minedlands is a simple, friendly, community oriented vanilla server. Many servers claim to be vanilla or have that ‘vanilla feel’, but every one I tried crushed this hope as I became bombarded by colored text, huge buildings, and walls filled with rules. Minedlands was inspired to be the kind of server that truly embodied the real vanilla experience. Minedlands uses Bukkit combined with only the most non-invasive plugins to help protect you from hackers and griefers. You can rest easy knowing that Minedlands does not and will not ever support unnecessary, flashy, or game changing plugins.

mc.minedlands.com

PhantomPvP

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4873
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Chimeras Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

PhantomPvP is an almost completely custom minecraft server including factions with skylands, creative, custom mob arena, kit games, and many more unique features. We strive to provide the best player experience when you join phantompvp and will ensure you that it will be like no other factions server you have seen before. Our main features are: – Factions, with many custom additions. – Special items that have unique abilities. – Custom enchants, aside vanillas enchants. – Donor point system, players can obtain donor perks with or without donating. – Custom creative plots, including a unique building mirror feature.

mc.phantompvp.net

Scavenger Craft PVP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1315	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Factions Server – JUST RESET

Scavenger Craft is a unique Factions Server that has been running for over three years. We run on top of the line hardware, DDoS protection, and server features. Our unique features are listed below.

– Skill Runes – Duels – King of the Hill – DropZone – Last Man Standing – Many PvP Areas – Custom Trading – Auction House – Many more!

Begin your adventure as a Scavenger today at SCAV.TV!

scav.tv

SmiteCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

SmiteCraft Minigames-Survival

217.198.141.188

Emeraldcraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1970
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

We are a friendly server with plenty of great plugins! Here are some of the highlights:

♦ Survival – No griefing, no PVP. Collect materials, share, trade, and build! ♦ LogBlock – Any grief can be easily rolled back ♦ Lag free – We run on a dedicated server! ♦ 24/7 – Play anytime! ♦ Buy/Sell based economy ♦ Warps – Four different themed warps to travel to when you first join! ♦ LWC – Auto-locking chests ♦ Mature, helpful staff

Join us today at emeraldcraft.no-ip.org!

emeraldcraft.no-ip.org

PeopleCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	5663	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Why PeopleCraft?

PeopleCraft offers a large selection of options such as a freebuild world, a PvP world or parkour. The larger events are announced 2 days in advance. For many Minecraft players it is important that all the extras keep building fun and we haven’t forgotten this! There is a calm climate in the freebuild world. If you don’t like the fact that the global chat is always so full, you have several options to avoid it.

play.peoplecraft.de

DroughtnutCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Here we have a Vote point Shop, factions and Mcmmo! Perhaps you want to tame a mob? We use PetCreeper as well!

For us, we believe more power to the player. Meaning we have custom recipes that give you a variety of things! Want to make some spawn eggs? Perhaps a set of pre-enchanted weapons? You can do that too!

Looking forward to seeing you soon! -DroughtnutCraft Staff

play.droughtnutcraft.com

MiMinecraft.com

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9124	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

We were a private community that has just recently went public!

miminecraft.com

Ingenious Gaming

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	49480
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

OUR MISSION: Here at Ingenious Gaming we are working hard to give you the best Minecraft experience possible. With top of the line hardware to give you a lag-free experience. For the past 2 years we have hosted many Garry’s Mod Servers, and are finally ready to take foot into Minecraft hosting.

SERVER IP’S AND LINKS:

Minecraft [PVP/Survival]: ingeniousgaming.org

Mumble Server: ingeniousgaming.mumble.com:3493

Community Website: ingeniousgaming.org

ingeniousgaming.org

UKCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Votes:	6576
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

198.24.171.34

MineCarts

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

MineCarts.nl is an Creative and PvP server We offer different sizes of plots and also some mini games.

mc.minecarts.nl