You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Buildings Constructed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Animals Bred:	110
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	677

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	241	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2671
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magic Items Found:	5756	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2133	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.