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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7260 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 7652 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!
2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.
4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!