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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3116
Dragon Eggs Found:	8078	Dragon Eggs Found:	5331
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2962	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	698289
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnimeSucht.com 1.20.1– Freebuild (Overworld, Nether, End) + Farmwelten (Overworld, Nether, End) – 200+ enchantments for weapons, tools & armor! – 300+ achievements with rewards. – 50+ reforges for weapons & armor! – 30+ talismans with special effects. – 40+ bosses with skills etc. – 12 jobs, executable at the same time. – 10 skills with 50 levels and skill points each. – 5 special armors with set bonuses & stats. – /ah auction house to safely sell items. – /Shopgui Adminshop mit Bedrock, Spawnern etc. – /graves Teleport to your grave upon death. – /warp, /sethome, /ec, /wb, /sell and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	853	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crops Grown:	4376	Dragon Eggs Found:	4888
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Potions Brewed:	43	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	129	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.